Sometimes words mean little to nothing.
You make a good doorstop though.
Fruit cakes are tolerable when laced with brown rum.
I, for one, love fruitcakes. Take that how you will.
Accepting the truth is an important first step towards transformation.PS Deb loves them? I'll bet hers have chocolate chips in them. That's the only way I'd eat a piece of fruitcake.
I had fruitcake for the first time this Christmas. I had to immediately wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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