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Monday, May 16, 2016

Veggie week


  1. I thought the bunnies ate all the lettuce?

  2. I'll let you know if any turnip...

  3. I can't think of anything funny about kale, except that some people actually eat it!

  4. A new guy was working at the produce department. A man comes up and wants to buy just half a head of cabbage. He said he wasn't sure if he could do that and went to ask his manager.

    He goes up to his manager and says "some asshole wants to buy half a head of cabbage" and notices the man followed him and heard what he just said. "And this kind gentlemen would like to buy the other half". The customer takes his cabbage and walks away happy.

    His manager says "I like the way you think on your feet, where are you from again?"

    "green bay" he said

    "why did you leave Green Bay" the manager asked

    "nothing but whores and football players up there" he said.

    "Oh really, well my wife is from Green Bay." the manager said

    "No way, what position does she play?" he asked.

  5. I don't carrot all.

    And P.S. -- great joke, Adam!

    1. Good carrot joke.

      5 points for supporting Adam's new career.

  6. I'm with Dezzy on this one. Those bunnies are rotten thieves this time of year.


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