Sometimes words mean little to nothing.
Hey Dude, you're in our jet stream!
Simon Cowell just pissed off his final contestant.
hope the turtle didn't eat garlic that morning
The human will die a slow and painful death.
that's cheating dude
"Annie, Annie, are you okay?" [I may be dating myself, but that was what the CPR instructors were taught to do when they "found" the dead dummy before they started CPR. Come to think of it, anytime the explanation is longer than the joke...well, you know...]
I hate to say I remember that!
The problem with having turtles as best buds.
Suck on this
This beer bong is terrible. It tastes like a choking human.
The preferred method of French kissing a turtle undersea.
LOL 20 points!
Teaching the human how to "shotgun" turtle style!
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