Sometimes words mean little to nothing.
that is some smelly business
Government huggers need huggies.
I'll just take vacation time, thanks...
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Personal leave becomes Poop-pernal leave?
Someone once tried this at my dad's job. He said "change your underwear, take some Pepto-Bismol, and get back to work!" He was a no nonsense boss. Even I hated working for him lol.
How many people keep extra underwear at work?
He made him go home to change, then come back. I don't think he really crapped his pants though. He was just a lazy employee looking to go home early.
It's a wonder your day didn't tell him to take the year off.
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