Sometimes words mean little to nothing.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta
And what do you call a noodle who hates other noodles? An antipasta!
Will he be baked or boiled?
There's an image - I hadn't gotten that far in my thinking, Alex.
Life would be sad without pasta...
I know - I'd miss my sour pickle-pasta salad.
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