A woman notices a police car behind her with his lights on and she starts to get nervous, planning what she will say when the officer pulls her over. The officer approaches her vehicle and before he demands her license and registration, she chimes in, "I know! You pulled me over to invite me to the policeman's ball!"
To which he replies, "I'm a state trooper, ma'am. We don't have balls."
Upon realizing what he has said, he clears his throat, tips his hat and walks back to his car.
I'm not sure if I'm brave enough to try that.
ReplyDeleteYou know you are the man in BLUE!
DeleteI guess I would've been screwed by saying rock...
ReplyDelete10 points.
DeleteOh my, that was great!
ReplyDeleteUnique, huh?
DeleteA woman notices a police car behind her with his lights on and she starts to get nervous, planning what she will say when the officer pulls her over. The officer approaches her vehicle and before he demands her license and registration, she chimes in, "I know! You pulled me over to invite me to the policeman's ball!"
ReplyDeleteTo which he replies, "I'm a state trooper, ma'am. We don't have balls."
Upon realizing what he has said, he clears his throat, tips his hat and walks back to his car.
HOLY MOLY, Adam... 20 points!
DeleteLove the poster!
ReplyDeleteIt has merit!
Deletewhy is that cop wearing shorts?
ReplyDeleteAnd why is he talking to someone in a Police car??
DeleteI don't know which joke is funnier. Yours or Adams :)
ReplyDeleteADAM got my vote. 10 points!
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