An old guy, not in the best of shape, was working out in the gym, when he spotted a gorgeous young woman. He turned to a nearby trainer and asked, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet young thing over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said: "Try the ATM in the lobby."
Well, he's at least getting some exercise...
ReplyDeleteAnd by the way, I jog five miles every day. For real.
DeleteI'm impressed. I drive 100 miles a day. Does that count for anything?
DeleteAlex - if you'e a ninja, how will we know for sure?
DeleteBlue, I'll give you 5 points. If it's a dogsled, I'll make it 20!
DeleteAn old guy, not in the best of shape, was working out in the gym, when he spotted a gorgeous young woman. He turned to a nearby trainer and asked, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet young thing over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said: "Try the ATM in the lobby."
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA!
DeleteOh ADAM!!! 20 points!
DeleteBLUE GOT IT!!!
DeleteIf only I got it.... ;)
DeleteGreat story!
ReplyDeleteThe cartoon or Adam? I VOTE Adam!
DeleteI think I'll be renaming my dogs right now. I want to walk 5 miles a day too :)
ReplyDeleteDoesn't blogging count as exercise?
DeleteTheresa, you are so funny.
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