Noah's Ark is perhaps my favorite story of the Bible, just because it's easily the best one to scientifically disprove. For example Noah couldn't gather every two of every one of the millions (or even billions) or species all over the world, not all animals live in the same climate, a several week global flood would drown virtually every land-plant, etc.
Though I do find it funny when people try to explain the "dinosaur issue" with Noah's Ark. Some even more fundamentalists actually say they were on the ark (I suppose it's because God said to bring EVERY animal on the ark), and that before some point in time all animals were vegetarians.
Cause we all know T-Rexs would of enjoyed a nice salad.
@Alex - We know this story because, "Ark! The herald angels sang," about it... made the top ten some 150 thousand years later.
@Adam - If I recall they were only 200 different species then. Noah and I used to squabble over who got to tell bedtime stories. "Fundamentalists actually say they were on the ark." Oh my - I'm not fundamentalist - but I do voices!! Does that count? Are you feeling better?
My wife says that's what really happened...
ReplyDeleteNoah's Ark is perhaps my favorite story of the Bible, just because it's easily the best one to scientifically disprove. For example Noah couldn't gather every two of every one of the millions (or even billions) or species all over the world, not all animals live in the same climate, a several week global flood would drown virtually every land-plant, etc.
DeleteThough I do find it funny when people try to explain the "dinosaur issue" with Noah's Ark. Some even more fundamentalists actually say they were on the ark (I suppose it's because God said to bring EVERY animal on the ark), and that before some point in time all animals were vegetarians.
Cause we all know T-Rexs would of enjoyed a nice salad.
@Alex - We know this story because, "Ark! The herald angels sang," about it... made the top ten some 150 thousand years later.
Delete@Adam - If I recall they were only 200 different species then. Noah and I used to squabble over who got to tell bedtime stories. "Fundamentalists actually say they were on the ark." Oh my - I'm not fundamentalist - but I do voices!! Does that count? Are you feeling better?
if those are T rexes maybe the ark left earlier on purpose :)
ReplyDeleteEither that, Dezz, or they were on the tip of an ice berg(smile)
DeleteYowza!
Hilarious. Love it.
ReplyDeleteReturn follow, please. Pretty please. (I decided to start asking, before I delete folks from my never-ending blog roll.) Thanks. Smiles.
We love chocolate.
Delete(Shh, don't say "we"...)
{{Why not? She won't hear me...}}
(Typing? I'm sure she reads(smile)
Hello! Thanks for the invite; I love chocolate!
Hurry up - the peanut butter cookies are done!
DeleteAlright - already!
Cute. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteMmm, you did put chocolate chips in the peanut butter cookies, yes? It wouldn't be quite right without.
xo
Okay, so my kids just left for school...but I have to remember to show this to them later...they'd get a kick out of it.
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